YO YO YO YO! Dis is mothafuckin' DJ Screw comin' to ya live from Houstin, TX! Today we have discovered a new amazing Emcee from bnetweb.org! I am going to review his rhymes, so you know how much dis nigga be blowin' up da spot, yo!

@SoupDogg
Gave you many opportunities ,
to stop calling me out, niggas on the block warned you,
you shouldn't be callin me out
bitch ass thought you could knock me out

DANG, SON, DIS NIGGA BE SPITTIN MAD RHYMEZ. HE USED AN "AA" RHYME SCHEME, RHYMING "OUT" WITH "OUT" THREE TIMES!

threatened me with yo glock, all my homies witnessed it
you even forgot you were on my block

Damn! He rhymed two four-letter words: "glock" and "block"! Nice, Warden... nice.

So now I contemplate what do I do
do I put holes in you and, append a 187 to your name
or do I return to life and forget your name, live my life the same?
Well shit let me show you the future boi and, you decide..

Shit! How will SoupDogg recover from those bars?! He rhymes words like "you" and "do", and "name" and "same". The sheer mastery of articulation and originality of the flow and syllables is astounding. Not many have reached this summit in the rap game.

/Step in to the future!!!!

WORD UP, SON! WORD LIFE, ONE LOVE! STEP INTO THE MOTHAFUCKIN' FUTURE, WHERE SOUPDOGG BE GETTIN' RAPED BY SOME MAD RHYMEZ UP DA ASS YO.

I've got no beat, but fuck it
I can still, beat your shit

As you can see, Warden masterfully rhymed "it" and "shit", all while knowing they are the same number of syllables. He even did this without a beat! Trust me, he has no beat, but he can still beat your shit! Clever punchline, man!

Fuck you like a rabbit,
Jack off you can't hack it

It doesn't really rhyme, but who cares? It's mothafuckin' Emcee Warden, tighter than mothafuckin' Batman and Gordon!

smack your bitch ass up
like you a faggot

Like he a faggot, yeah, smack his bitch ass up! The originality of these lines cannot be surmounted.

unbottle my aggression and,

Yes, the illustration! Man, the metaphor expressed here makes it so I can, like... SEE IT IN MY HEAD, OR SOMETHING! Man, Emcee Warden never fails to blow my mind.

tell you
your souls about ta be in my possession

Oh, shit! A 10-letter rhyme! Emcee Warden is a pioneer in Hip Hop. To be able to write rhymes with such precision and complexity... you would think it was impossible... but Emcee Warden seems to achieve the impossible, as you will see.

don't worry bout your bitch, I'll mash her with passion and,
feed her rations, leave her on the floor
broke bitch will be always knockin at my door,
suckin me off , like a whore
cause you left her poor

DAAAMN DIS NIGGA BE RIPPIN ON SOUPDOGG LIKE MAD. DIS NIGGA BE BLOWIN UP DA SPOT YO. Notice how he talks about how his girlfriend is cheating on SoupDogg with him, and then goes on to COMPLETELY DISS SoupDogg's financial status! This level of originality deserves at least 2 grammy's.

Never tell her that I was the one who repossessed your soul and,

HE'S LEIK A PSYCHIC VAMPIRE OR SOMETHING! WATCH OUT!

that the blood stain on the floor is from the
hole I left gaping in your skull

OHHH SNAP!

ran your mouth off, called me off
I had enough and,
I won the stand off

Whoa! This almost had me dizzy, because there are such complex and interesting rhymes! Another amazingly original rhyme scheme, AAA!

Left you on the floor, just like your broke ass whore

Dang, he AT LEAST knocked you and your broke ass whore out!

When you get to heaven my homie will ask,
Do you regret fuckin with Warden?
Say No and, your ridin the train to hell
my homie little nicky will sick the crows on you

NICE!

Say Yes and, you'll get fucked one last time
Lightining bolt straight up the ass to remember the time
you thought you could fuck with me
RiP Bitch ~!

Rhymes "time" with "time"! He's making sure you will NEVER fuck with him again, because his rhyming will literally fuck your head up, son. His words will confuse, contort, and collapse your MOTHAFUCKIN' DOME, NIGGA!

Now fag, you better reserve a tombstone if you reply.

YOU ALREADY BLEW HIS FUTURE TOMBSTONE *AND HIS CASKET!!* TO PIECES WITH YOUR METAPHORZ, 4-LETTER RHYMEZ, AND NON-REPETITIVE RHYME SCHEMA!

Word up to tha mothafuckin' streetz and my main man Emcee Warden, blowin' up da mothafuckin' spot like fuckin' AC-130'z, yo.

lol.
+1 mcwarden

Ill have you seeing plenty stars - constilation
I write non stop for 20 bars - concentration
Leave you with battle scars - detonation
Shittin skidmarks like da cars - constipation

lol sick bro

lol.
+1 mcwarden

+2

*bows*

not rlly me though     btw whoever wrote this, thank you for the laugh, but u said "glock" and "block" have 4 letters when they have 5 letters o_O just saying

but yeah, warden fails, void u just <3 warden

NiCo idk why you hate me but its annoying, i'm not even gonna start saying shit

It doesn't really rhyme, but who cares? It's mothafuckin' Emcee Warden, tighter than mothafuckin' Batman and Gordon!

LMFAO!

ignore warden he eats cock, brb while he flames me moarr