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Favorite non-bnet quotes
« on: February 03, 2010, 01:27:20 AM »
Figured it could possibly turn into an interesting topic. Post sources if you have them, for mine one was not given.

"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results."
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 01:41:28 AM »
only the dead have seen the end of war - plato

[4:13:23 PM] «Batman» hello.
[4:13:31 PM] «Batman» would you like to be my egirl?
[4:13:46 PM] «Jessica.Support@Blizzard» Batman@USWest: /takes aim, shoots you down
[4:14:07 PM] «Batman» aw. come on. im batman i can do virtually anything*
[4:14:26 PM] «Jessica.Support@Blizzard» Batman@USWest: Except win my e-heart.  Not happening =P

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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 03:24:24 PM »
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Whether you think you can or can't, either way, you're right.
- sniper forums
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 06:06:46 PM »
Stupid is a pre-existing condition.
- Bill Maher

"Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!" - Ken Jeong in The Goods: Live hard;Sell Hard

"You probably heard we aint in the prisoner taking business, we're in the killing Nazi business and cousin business is a boomin'" Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds




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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 09:05:01 PM »
Yipee ki yay mother fucka   -   John McClane   Die Hard
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 09:27:33 PM »
"I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die; so let me live my life, the way I want to." - Jimi Hendrix
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 10:16:53 PM »
"Love is like a bad horror movie, it may be sad, funny, or weird at times, but in the end they all die because of it."
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"Computers are like air conditioners, if windows are open, they don't work nearly as well."
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 05:33:44 AM »
The object of war is not to die for your country, but the make the other poor bastard die for his - General George S Patton
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 08:45:08 PM »
I've got a gun and I'm gonna shoot you.

^ my attempt at a rap.

just felt like someone needed to quote it somewhere XD
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 06:30:26 PM »
I like Parabol's attempt at rap better than "rap" anyway =P
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 12:21:19 AM »
I'm going to have some chick masturbate me with her mouth

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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2010, 12:15:10 PM »
I present: The IRC Chronicles: Part I

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

<P33R\> I suppose you could stand on your hands and take a beer bong in the ass
<pagan> are you talking form experience ?
<P33R\> yeah

(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old
(DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2010, 12:16:43 PM »
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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2010, 12:22:12 PM »
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


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Re: Favorite non-bnet quotes
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 12:42:33 PM »